Billy — Get a donkey!
Tom — Say I’m not your friend anymore!
Ethan — Give it a nuclear bomb to eat.
Llewy — Cut its nose off so it can’t breathe fire.
Matthew — Stab it in the heart with a sword when it’s not looking.
Dominic — Kill it!
Holly — Make it drink a lot of water then when it piddles run away and hide in another place.
Mimi — Poison a bag of jelly babies because dragons like eating humans!
Amy — Rub salt and ice on its skin.
Livie — Put a lit cigarette in its mouth and once it has smoked it it will die. To be sure, stab it!
Becky — Feed it chillies because they don’t like hot things inside (that’s why they breathe out fire)
Flo — Dragons are allergic to furry animals. So get a cute little kitten with lots of fluff and put it in the same room. If the dragon eats it then dragon will get poisoned and spit the cat out so it survives (if not being a little wet and salivery).
Max: Fight it with honour and pride.
Oakley: Teach it that is is wrong to kill, make friends with it and turn it into your cook(er).
Give it an umbrella then take it out for a romantic dinner!
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